Bitch-age & Bitch-mouse

Funny you should say that. In the last month here , there’s been two lads my own age that dropped everything after 20 years and took up with young wans. One of them was married to an absolute cracker .

You don’t have a clue when the first wan was conceived but you know precisely when the second wan was

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:joy: never heard that before. Classic

Taking up with young wan ends badly for the husband more often that not from what I’ve seen.

Yeah. Wait until after the wane is born. He’ll get tennis elbow for a few months

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Would you be bothered

If I was going to leave the family it would be for a life of peace and quiet

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Nah. It’s fucking bad enough being nagged to death by one. Not to mind another wan

if you haven’t filled your boots by the time you get married you haven’t lived and you’re almost guaranteed a mental breakdown at some stage.

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351 days out of 365 is some boot filling

Tis a truism.

100% agree with that.

A statistical Tour De France from @Breaking_my_balls here.

Is @malarkey Jack O Connor?

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We’re talking about riding here now kid. Move on

Who the fuck is this guy

Which guy?

Correct.

It’s not your fault

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How ironic

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I’m married 20 years before that I’d say I rode about 10 different birds over the 20 years peaks and troughs I’d say average about 2 rides a week @iron_mike as a contemporary for stats?! I’m no @Malarkey anyway😮