Did it take you long to come up with that pearl?
Then again, grit is not a million miles removed from dog shit.
About 5 seconds
Pat Shortt has ruined your life 
Is it not enough to have Sid and the yank ruining every second fucking thread here without this shit as well
A lot of truth being told here
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Pat is tremendous fun
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Great banter from Shortt.
I suppose we’ll be referred to as morbid dog shitters now
Mighty banter from Pat
Ah no, I have ruined your self image. Whisper: they all know.
Like all decent Tipp people – namely, County Tipperary minus Tippos – I think Shortt-age’s lack of respect for the Tipperary jersey is disgusting (and I even see sections of Sewerview are now agreeing with me, which is really saying something). And make no mistake: it was the Tipperary jersey Shortt-age was disrespecting, not the Kilkenny one.
You stay living in your dog shit world. And do hurry back to Sewerview. They are keeping a toadstool dewy for you.
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Yes, he really is a banter machine.
Pat Shortt is not a hurling man, that is plain to see, he’d be one of those apes a few years back making ice bucket challenge videos and posting it on the internet looking for attention. An awful fool of man who is letting down proper Tipperary supporters
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Flesh that out a bit mate
I have no time for the majority of the weirdos on PV, you’d fit in well on a Kilkenny version, weirdos who think intercounty hurling is life and death
are they still looking for a subscription fee for incestview?
No. But you will need a character reference. 
Lads like you hang on my every word. Engaging with me must make ye lads feel like ye actually have a personality. But I do not mind, being a pleasant patient sort of fellow.
There are lads here who will be quoting phrases of mine and sentences of mine from recent days 12 and 15 years from now. Need I say more?
Untrue about Twitter, so far as I am aware. Then again, so much of your life is about untruth.
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That assessment might approximate to Theodor Adorno’s take.
Not to burst your bubble mate but they quote some guy called Kev from years ago and he can hardly string 2 words together.
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