Congratulations on getting the ride wan time. When was that? Back in the 90’s?
How lame
You’ve spent the best part of a week banging your greasy paws off the keyboard crying about a decision in a match , And calling everyone stupid who disagrees…much like a prepubescent boy… I think captain underpants is very apt for a man in his 50s carrying on like that.
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If I Google captain underpants will I have to delete my search history?
A touch of the Antonia De Sancha and David Mellor there to be fair
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
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Ya but he gave a girl from Golden her best orgasm ever back in the 80s, so it 100% was not a red card.
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Allegedly.
To be fair you could give a girl from Golden an orgasm just by phonetically spelling out Clitoris
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She’d cum at the thought of you not being related ffs
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Or cousin!
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Silence is not Golden
I see he’s studiously ignoring you mate.
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it’s well known that I’ve had more romantic liaisons than the forum put together, but I don’t like to brag about it
Not true. I tried it once and had to 'revert to smoke signals
He’s fucking Matt Damon
Over 1000 though?? That’s going to be hard to match mate
If @anon61878697 had any wit about him he’d call @Malarkey “Harvey Whinestein”
Alas he doesn’t, so he won’t
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PHD’s are easy got now
Get ta fuck…
Mate, The only way he’d get through 1000 women would be the HBV route… Hard cash. What right minded women would survive 10 minutes listening to his waffle?.. Then again, maybe that’s how he does it? His words are more powerful that any date rape drug in the market.
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