He’s certainly got you into a horizontal position easily enough
Lads coming on saying: “I am goodlooking! Really! I am! I am!”
‘Matey mates’ coming on saying: “He is! He is!”
Other ‘matey mates’ pitching in: “He is! He is! He rode a wan on top of Mount Everest! He gave her an orgasm the equivalent of a server change!”
I think there are quite a few people here who will be immensely amused by this turn of events. Maybe silently so…
I really must be a genius at locating the pressure points of idiot gobdaws’ ego.
The inner world of certain people… Date rape drugs and all the rest…
Oceanic smartness elicits self humiliation.
Sort of psychic Vapona.
The famous girl from Golden?
Would you be willing to do a blood test? Find the heir hopefully?
They actually are mate… But just not by the likes of you.
It’s better than Kill Bill
It’s insane. I’ve never seen anything like it. They will be making musicals about this one day
I’m not one bit touchy mate… I don’t take the internet so seriously. It’s only for gowl acting - you shouldn’t either.
What has you so touchy, other than getting your hole opened by @Malarkey.
Buddha stopped answering his calls
You’re some gowl in fairness, I’ll grant you that.
Over 1000 though?? That’s going to be hard to match mate
I’m surprised he didn’t claim a million or a billion. I wonder what his wife/partner makes of his sluttish past.
I’ve had little to no sleep pal… The Mrs is on the verge of mastitis and I’ve spent half the day trying to massage out a blocked breast duct and changing shitty nappies. Cut me a little slack.
No
I’ve had little to no sleep pal… The Mrs is on the verge of mastitis and I’ve spent half the day trying to massage out a blocked breast duct and changing shitty nappies. Cut me a little slack.
Even though I’m in the middle of my own exisential crisis I’m here for you bro
There’s some good karma on the way to you pal.
I’m gonna write a song about you one day brother
You could nearly say that reading a thread like this is living, not existing