Were you washing Diesel in it again?
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A lot of old washing machines had a six inch Concrete block in them to counteract the centrifugal force of the spinning drum. Maybe that dismounted.
Have you had the turbo-encabulator replaced recently?
Your machine probably had a base plate of pre-famulated amulite surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings were in a direct line with the panametric fan. The latter consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzlevanes, so fitted to the ambifacient lunar waneshaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented.
The main winding was of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed in panendermic semi-boloid slots of the stator, every seventh conductor being connected by a non-reversible tremie pipe to the differential girdle spring on the “up” end of the grammeters.
Modern turbo-encabulators have reached a high level of development, and are being successfully used in the operation of washing machine novertrunnions. Moreover, whenever a forescent skor motion is required, it may also be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocation dingle arm, to reduce sinusoidal repleneration (which is what most likely caused the ‘bang’ and the machine to tip over).
Ring Zanussi in the morning and ask them to have new turbo-encabulator sent out to you.
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Ah, of course. Rocko should have no difficulty in installing the new turbo-encabulator.
It’s rare that a washing machine has space either side of it to fall over into. Is it in the kitchen? Or in the garage with your sewer?
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a washing machine in the kitchen… what a frightening scenario 
It’s in the garage. It knocked the chest freezer over too.
Photo please
What other appliances have you in there? Do any of them look guilty?
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Rocko I know you want to support your own but stop buying cheap Turkish Beko appliances
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Sounds like one of the shocks came loose and she took off. Could be a write off. Bring it into s service guy. Perhaps he can swop the insides of yours into a good frame.
Hardly worth getting repaired.
Lads… Had a leaking tap. Basically couldn’t properly tighten tap…Changed washer and can now tighten tap but there’s still a very slow drip coming from the bastard…No where near like before tho. Answers on a post card please?
You just didn’t fix it right id say pal
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I was thinking that…might take it apart again tomorrow…I’ll wait till herself is driven mad again for full affect.
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Great news lads, the tap sorted itself overnight, no more dripping.
Our saorview had been acting the Cunt for the last few weeks, pictures breaking up etc. I thought it was the connection and had been fiddling with the wires and generally cracking up. Started going there again so I went to the attic to the aerial, where I should have went from the start, and saw the cunt who had taken up an old carpet and laid new flooring had fucked the carpet into the attic (still in perfect Nick) but had fucked it on top of the aerial, the dirty bastard. Obviously I wasn’t around when he did it…I’ve been like a cunt trying to watch matches over the last few weeks…We are back and on HD pictures for the big one tonight.
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My radiator came off the wall today ffs. My daughters friend hanging out of it. seething.
She wasn’t chained to it now ? Was she 
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