The proper British curved bananas
The French bananas are horrible straight yokes
The EU put braces on each banana to make them grow straight over in Calais
On the South Downs the bananas grow wild and free as nature intended
Brexiteers like their bananas curved and their chickens chlorinated
And did those feet in ancient time
Walk upon England’s mountains green?
We did. We still have but are no longer allowed to cut it as per our unelected masters.
Independence comes at a cost. Ours was coal. Dev was forced to sign a coal cattle pact in the 30s FYI
It’ll be a Blake House
That and blue passports
And with increased fuel costs, blue pensioners.
The Brits can’t get beyond their Pride and Prejudice
They have Great Expectations but they’re going to be badly let down
If there’s no Brexit, Isabel Oakeshott will sit on her chair for the rest of her life like Miss Havisham, wearing a blue dress with a Leave.EU sticker placed over her left breast, as the cobwebs grow around her
She will only emerge for occasional Question Time appearances where she will shout bigoted cliched rhetoric for beetroot faced gammon to applaud
When they have all died off in 20 years’ time she will have nobody to applaud her and the cobwebs will start to slowly suffocate her
Some folks say the earth is flat
They’ll have their bitterness and their pink trousers and pringle sweaters to keep them warm.
You are wrong there also. Do you ever tire of being wrong.
A court in NI has thrown out a legal challenge that a no deal Brexit effects the GFA. It was a Nationalist judge and all. It won’t get the same coverage however as the incoherent Scottish ruling which will be overturned in a few days. I wonder why?
https://www.irishmirror.ie/news/irish-news/politics/northern-ireland-judges-rule-british-20047254
Yes mate, the turf cutting pastime, continues as it always has.
So you’re saying that just like the Scottish ruling, the NI ruling won’t be covered at all by the Brexit-cheerleading press?
That’s a bold prediction
Your prediction was valid. No mention of this from the Anti Democratic remoaners.
Ooooorrrrdddddduuuuuuurrrrrrrr
The defender of democracy
This man must be a shoo-in for Alright Sort Of The Year
We are moving towards a deal.
So’R had the CEO of Dublin Port on there earlier, a Wally called Eamon O’Reilly. Sean isn’t the most aggressive of interrogators but poor oul’ Eamon was flapping like a seal. Where will the overspill trucks go Eamon?? Cue stutters and 1 solution seems they can pull into filling stations somewhere adjacent to the port.
It was cringeworthy to listen too.
Sigh
