Business Idea

  1. A device of some sort that can wind a child post feeding and indicate when child has been fully winded

  2. An automatic sun screen / cream applier similar to those spray on tan yokeys

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Fatherhood treating you well mate?

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All is superb apart from winding. The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.

There is indeed. I, eh, know a lad who bought one for €30 last year.

“WOOOOOOOOOF”

“I punched a rabbit in the ears”

A ladies T:- “Homegrown Talent”

For @flattythehurdler’s missus’ friends;

‘I’m an auld one you would fcuk’

“Do you want your auld lobby washed down”

"If the ghost Wolfe Tone jumped on your back would you pull him off? Or let him ride you?

“How many points did you get in your leaving?”

@Joe Player says relax

Blue T, white writing in the facebook font with a like thumb beside it “Facehop” or “I survived Facehope without legal assistance”

“If I was Rin Tin Tin, I’d ate the head off of lassie”

Good ateing. Printed under a picture of a nice roasted dinner

May as well wash them too in your case.

Lynx : The Knackers Shower

There’s ateing and drinking in that.

You wouldn’t drink soup with a big spoon:pint:

You have lovely lips for cooling soup

Soup Taker