Hey Fagan, you that visits Waterford city and itâs environs, keep your eagle eye out for a young wallaby missing from the Castle grounds. The owners are offering a reward that could stretch to âŹ800 or a years golf membership.
When youâre on the forage for berries or whatever keep your eyes open - young Joey could be doing the same thing. Youâll need help in catching him, heâs an agile buck and I donât think youâll snag him on your own.
Courtesy of the Ray Darcy radio showâŚ.We used to be a proper countryâŚ.
Read that in the papers. Iâm on red alert. He swam across the channel at low tide from the castle to Faithlegg. The cunts in Passage are probably ating him as we speak.
Rewards for missing wallabies are a clichĂŠd marketing con. Three days of nationwide coverage for wallaby will now follow. Wallaby will be found just in time to inject final flurry of public interest i to dying story. Photos of reunited wallaby etc.
Iâm surprised to see you falling for this as similar stunts were pulled in '32, '57, '87 and a few weeks ago in your neighbouring county of fermanagh.
Thereâs a distinct possibility that ordinary seaman OâDowd may have in fact a plant by an unfriendly government as they studied the options of a naval attack on the country.
It may possibly account for his forays to foreign climes as he puts in his annual appearance to his international bankers confirming his continuing existence.
In fact Iâve reached the conclusion that Fagan may have been a very highly regarded international spy.
The only think An Slua MuirĂ were highly trained to do was attack the Russians with their rifles and rowing boat if and when the Russians sailed up the Barrow.
Fagan promptly resigned after this incident and moved to Dublin whereâŚâŚ
