Calling The Selfish Giant

you asked for the quickest way mate

I did.

This thread is an almighty clusterfuck.

Unreal

Take your hungover head out of here you utter utter disgrace of a man

How dare you

How did you fare out in the end, bud? Did you make it down Macken Street without the big scary cars getting in your way.

@Mac do you know where the Five Lamps are?

http://the5lampsbrewery.com ??

Come back to me when you’ve sobered up you disgrace

Go hang your bollix off them

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Mate, I’ve lost my phone…

I was multitasking today like any modern young father. The bath was running, there was a pot of stew brimming away on the hob, i was tidying the kitchen as the in laws were due all whist the kids were running around singing Frozen songs.

At some point during this chaos i left my phone somewhere and i cannot find it since. It was on silent and rang out for a few hours after but now its dead.

I have already interrogated the kids and I know they are not involved.

I assume at this point I must turn to NLP, any other tips?

Pray to St Anthony

Yes, I had a few moments with the sky fairy earlier so I assume he’ll refer the job to St Anthony.

Did you leave it in the smart phone dock on the Massey?

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60% of the time, it works every time.

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It’ll be in the last place you look anyway, mate.

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@Little_Lord_Fauntleroy I presume you’re aware that the Broncos are playing live on Sky shortly.

A crowd called Wigan Warriors are the opposition

Dang it.i was not aware of that.

Who is showing nrl this year ?