Your missus?
Hey Buddy…
What weather we’re having. Incredibly we’re making square bales (yes, yes I know…)
Antipodean isobars in the West today. Just to let you know that the West’s truly awake…
Cider time - do you approve…
certainly do
was down the cricket club today with the kids,it was splendid,what a time to be alive
mate, I want to start using oofftt as part of my daily conversations… but I am a little unsure of the context.
For instance this morning I met an elderly neighbour who got a kick from a cow during the week which left him with a broken wrist. As he wrapped up his explaination of the incident I went “oooffftttt” but he looked at me like I had 2 heads. Was the context correct here?
yes, very good- correct usage
my main piece of advice is to refrain from using it in any conversations relating to kids
I don’t think you’re snide enough kp.
I think “that’s a clamping” would have been more appropriate.
Thinly veiled ‘oooft’ from Flatty.
Oooft.
You should have told him the cow mugged him off good and proper
Did the phone ever show up? They always do
You’d want your head examined to get that close to a cunt of a cow.
Yeah. Out near the front gate in a puddle of water.
Bro?
Right fucko, explain yourself…and it better be good.
Cheers bro.
I do recall his lack of gratitude led to you stop posting tips before. He can be a slimey motherfucker at times
Fuck sake, since when did a lad need to explain himself on here when he’s in the mood for venting.
Cringe
Disgusting attack on you pal. I’ve explained what’s going on with Mac over a number of threads in the past few days.