Camping, the Outdoors and So On

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Yeah I’ll be packing sandwiches, wraps, energy bars, stuff like that. Won’t be too near any shops to be honest.

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You’ll be the finest. A bit of fasting will recharge the mitochondria and give you unrale clarity of thought.

Don’t forget the big roll.

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Ah so you’re “bangmybannerwife69” that I’ve been chatting with online about it

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I’d to take a shit in a ditch the other day mate :+1:

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Are you doing bat surveys?

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BMBW78 actually, that other lad is a fucking deviant

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This is a similar job from an Irish place

Would I need to get a few gas cartridges with it?

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A real man would just bring a knife and some string and no more about it

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You wouldn’t last two minutes in the wilderness mate.

*Cue some anecdote from you about eating gone off beans in your FCA days

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Looks as if that one includes a cartridge but a few extra would do no harm.

A bonus for me is that having only electric cooking at home if there’s ever a power outage gives you basic cooking.

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I am the wilderness.

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Brilliant

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Nice one. I’ve a few head torches. A basic enough Petzl one that does about 100 lumens and a big fuck off job that does 1000 lumens

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I would prioritise a tent and better quality sleep over one of those yokes really, but you’re call. Maybe your car is big enough to lie down in or you sleep very easily. Bring a few pizzas or something like that that are grand to eat cold. Bring more water than you think you’ll need.

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I won’t get more than a 90-120 minute sleep window over the weekend. I might get 4 or 5 of these

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I’d bring a shotgun as well if I were you. There are rakes of dangerous bastards mooching about at night, you might also, of course, be attacked by a mink or a pine marten and these are nasty buggers.
You, on the other hand, might be able to shoot a rabbit or two. Rabbit stew is a delicacy. Bring the gun anyway to be on the safe side.

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I’d probably quite literally end up shooting myself in the foot.

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It’s Ireland brah, not Alaska. You will never be more than 5km away from a Centra.

Just tip down to the deli.

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That’s what my original plan was but I was driving around some of the locations yesterday (Wicklow) and I passed one shop in an hour. I think I mistakenly presumed that Wicklow was just a posh Dublin suburb :joy:. It’s more to have back up options so that I’m not exclusively living off hot chicken rolls and day-old wedges.

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Get a hot chicken fillet roll for now and a cold chicken or ham roll for later.

Maybe two cold rolls. Burying bodies is hungry work.

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