This is well out of @carryharryās league. Bentlys are above his pay grade as a grease monkeyā¦
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you could get him to give it a wash though.
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Reminds me of attending the wake of a grubby neighbour years ago. I remarked that he made a grand corpse RIP. A wag informed me that the undertaker probably ran him through the car wash in Carrick prior to embalmingā¦
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Ah thatās excellent. Nearly makes up for my possible mugging off. For now, however, I am going to adapt the stance of @rocko toward the Dublin football antics and bury my head firmly in the sands (probably adjacent to the Panama Canal). I have visions of my lovely car pottering around Somalia with a heavy machine gun mounted on the back, driven by a wizened black man with a gold tooth. The cunt.
@flattythehurdler I hope you donāt mind me saying it but after this incident and the time you lost a wallet with a grand cash in it in Galway and multiple other stories of you splashing out on lavish expensive gifts for people you barely know and expensive phones you never learn how to use Iām beginning to think that maybe youāre a bit foolish when it comes to managing financial matters.
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I donāt want @flattythehurdler to change because he seems like a lovely, lovely man. But thereās more than a hint of him possessing too trusting a nature. He also appears to be a very rich cunt.
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+1 mate. Youād think heād be able to afford more than a cheesestrings sandwich for lunch though if heās willing to buy a car he doesnāt need off a lad he doesnāt know in a country far far away
Arthur Daly lives
Heās winning.
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On Sunday 
Oh it gets better. The protagonist in all this, quite coincidentally, has the exact same name as a famous actor. Now that Iāve written it down I feel I may have been easily parted from my money. You can read into that what you will.
Flatty you seem like an awful nice man, and you seem to be doing well in life, but jesus time to toss aside a few of these freeloading fuckers that seem to pitch up around you every now and then.
Failing that, would you be interested in a few magic beans?
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He has more cunts hanging off him than Gazza.
That did come to mind alright. Actually the second time Gazza came to mind this morning. The first was when @croppy_boy wondered were Dublin doing Diarmuid Connolly no favours by #sweepsweeping away his indiscretions for him.
Huh?
Exactly.
Again huh?
What on earth are you on about?
Log off and come back and try again like a good fella.
Itās wonderful when you confuse yourself with your inane wind up attempts and have to resort to idiocy rather than explain yourself.
You fucking retard, theres no wind up, I was merely comparing Connolly to Gazza and how he was protected while in the football bubble by those with little concern for him outside the bubble. I gave you a simple out to go off and have a rethink and see the parallel, but god bless you, you being the thick ignorant prick that you are refused to take it. You truly are the thickest most stubborn cunt on this little bit of the internet.
Ah, that feels better. Iām off for coffee now. Cheers buddy, you have your uses after all.