EGR Valve mate. Theyāre cunts. Youāll pick one up secondhand without too much grief.
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Good to drive back to Holyhead with you think mate? 3hrs. Then to Limerick. I donāt mind once I get to Dublin.
Ah jasusā¦
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Are you seriously after buying it. I was messing.
The manual should be in top hidden section of glove box will tell you what the other lights are for. Fact they all came on together Iād say probably electrical fault but how serious who the fuck knows
Read the manualš
Surely youāre closer to where you bought it than Limerick? Drive it back and shove it up his hole.
What engine is in it?
The car sounds like it is in limp mode. Most likely to do with the exhaust system - dpf, egr, etc.
All potentially expensive or maybe just system needs to be reset.
He will in his fuck honour the costs. Iād stay overnight & return the motor in the morning for my money back. Another flight could be the cheapest option.
No way should those lights have come on that quick.
Engine light could be a sensor, dpf filter or anything. Just getting a VW garage to plug in will be ā¬120 .
The heater light is the major worry.
The other light is the tyre pressure settings.
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2ltr diesel. Thatās what Iām thinking and thatās what your man thinks as well.
Return it mate.
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Iād stay and get it returned unless you have mechanic buddies
You should be fine mate. It sounds like your car is gone into a factory safe setting / mode. Youāll have reduced power, increased fuel consumption and increased emissions. Live with it until you get home, but the guy that sold it needs to stump up for a new one (if thatās what it is).
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FOAD you cunt.
Heās looking for car advice. If he wanted to buy a round baler or a slurry tanker, heād give you a shout.
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Reset mode you say? Again, FOAD you cunt.
Youāre an angry little amoeba this evening kid. Try getting an early night.
Youve been sold a lemon @Smark ffs take it back to wherever you bought it and get your money back.
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You shouldā¦ It sounds likeā¦Live with itā¦
What kind of a spoofing wanker are you?
The kind that gets a rise out of you very fucking easy 
You sure did. Your cuntishness or sheer stupidity is something to be proud of. Sabbatical time againā¦
Lads smark is stranded in England ffs, give it a rest.
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