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[Tony_Dorigo]

:rolleyes:

Wouldn’t have thought so. What reason would a musical guru like yourself have for tuning into the radio?

Gobshite

[farmerinthecity]

@Tony Dorigo

:rolleyes:

Wouldn’t have thought so. What reason would a musical guru like yourself have for tuning into the radio?

Gobshite

Not knowing them doesn’t make me, or anyone else who doesn’t know them, a gobshite.

[farmerinthecity]

@The Dunph

That’s a stunning report and puts many celeb spots to shame, notably the Runts Joe O’Shea on the Luas effort. :rolleyes:

I saw him about three times on the bus - the last time I was too embarrassed to post it.

[rorschach]

@farmerinthecity

I am not familiar with either of those two people.

As far as i was aware, the only opinion that mattered here was The Links

[HangBlaa]

Had a fairly shit, Keith Barry sport from last weekend, going to leave it slide now in light of the momentous effort from Spidey.

[anon95599269]

saw gary twigg scoring for Rovers last night so thats a great spot

A) he is a celeb
B) he is only a semi professional footballer so its not his career

[HBV]

@north county corncrake

saw gary twigg scoring for Rovers last night so thats a great spot

A) he is a celeb
B) he is only a semi professional footballer so its not his career

does he have a part time job or what?

[anon95599269]

@HBV*

does he have a part time job or what?

yeah- he is also a dermatologist- will I give you his number?

[HBV]

@north county corncrake

yeah- he is also a dermatologist- will I give you his number?

pm me.

thanks im in bits this weather

[caoimhaoin]

@farmerinthecity

I am not familiar with either of those two people.

You don’t know Ger Kean, his bint and or Jenny Hueston. Is that what you saying?

[anon95599269]

@caoimhaoin

You don’t know Ger Kean, his bint and or Jenny Hueston. Is that what you saying?

:rolleyes:

[THE_LINK_WALSH]

@Spidey

Who: Gerald Kean and Lisa Murphy
Famous for: Him, Uber cunt celebrity barrister and bainisteor. Her for rattling him and Lord of the Dance Michael Flatley.
Where: Upstairs in Shanahans dining room on Stephens Green
When: Saturday night 8pm
Clobber: Gerald was wearing a white shirt with navy stripes with white cuffs and collars that all those wannabe gimps wear. Over this he was wearing a white tank top. He also wore blue trousers and black shoes. A pair of spectacles was perched on his nose, his hair was slicked back to the last and he was sporting a ridiculous tan. Lisa wore a beige skirt, white top with a beige overthrow pinned at the neck. She also had on some killer high heels. Her face is grotesque though. Her jaw is totally out of sync with the rest of her face but I still would.

Other information: Gerald and Lisa arrived upstairs just before 8 and the fucking mongo Carkie nearly took the door off the hinges walking into it. They were seated at a four seater table but no company ever joined them apart from the restaurant manager who engaged in banter with Gerald about the Man U game. Gerald thinks it will be some achievement for Man U to win the title this season considering they lost Tevez and Ronaldo from last year’s squad.

The couple then ordered their food. Lisa ordered the 8oz fillet while Gerald ordered the 18oz sirloin which he didn’t finish. They also shared a portion of fries and onion rings. Gerald had a glass of red wine while Lisa had water.
As the meal wore on Lisa got a bit vexed and kept saying “Ger Ger Ger” changing this to “Gerald Gerald Gerald” which was pi*ssing Gerald off. They were discussing something to do with Gerald’s daughter from his first wife Clodagh and Liss was imparting ‘advice’ which was not welcomed by Gerald. Her la di da accent was veering back to it’s Tallaght roots at times. As I left there was a stony silence between the pair.

Great stuff here Spidey,thats a spot(s)

[THE_LINK_WALSH]

@Tony Dorigo

Who: Jenny Heuston (2FM DJ of Canadaian descent, one of the better ones to be fair. Sounds hot but if I had a garden full of mickeys, I wouldn’t even let her look over the wall.)

Where: Royal Spice Indian in Kilkenny.

When: This evening around 9.20

What: I nipped in to collect a take away from this fine emporium and was a tad early so I sat down and began to read the menu. There were 2 other souls in the place sipping from a bottle of red wine, and the music was low so I could hear every word they said. One was a elderly woman with grey hair. The strong Canadian accent of her company caught my attention right away and was unmistakable. Yep, it was Alison Curtis of Today FM fame, a tidy tune spinner in her own right, or so I thought.

Due to my duties as a prolific TFK Celeb Spotter I pondered how I was going to engage some banter with her, deciding (fortunately as it turned out) to just leave it with a comment on my way out. Meanwhile I found out all about 'Alison’s plans for her guest bedroom and how she was going to insulate the house. Out came my food and as a I exited, shot a quick… “Alison, big fan of the show” to which ‘Alison’ replied… “Thanks, but I’m Jenny.”

Shit. Cue speedy exit to the car.

Chicken Tikka Behriani 8.5/10

Thats a spot aswell,indian food is shit,how the fuck do you eat it??

[caoimhaoin]

@THE LINK WALSH

Thats a spot aswell,indian food is shit,how the fuck do you eat it??

I tend to use forks, spoons and knives. The nice Indian people near us give nice wooden ones sometimes.

Of course i wouldn’t know what a drunk driver in Killkenny would use. Probably his lap and fingers.

[HBV]

@Locke

Who: Davy Fitz
Where: Doonbeg GC
When: Last night
Form: Shifty, possibly hungry
Wearing: Grey and red stripey jumper, jeans
Other notes: Davy and partner were in for the grub. This reporter can’t say what they both had only to say that there was tarbet, steak, burger, fish & chips and another dish that I can’t remember.
One more comment: Davy looks around 17. And if he looks 17 his bird looks around 15. Davy is a regular visitor to the west Clare venue and brought down the deise panel on a number of occasions.

is it true this bird of davys is a close relation(not the wife now) of a high ranking Clare hurling individual?
she is supposed to be young enough alright.

[Fran]

@caoimhaoin

I tend to use forks, spoons and knives. The nice Indian people near us give nice wooden ones sometimes.

Of course i wouldn’t know what a drunk driver in Killkenny would use. Probably his lap and fingers.

Isn’t that how the Indians generally eat their food?

[The_Puke]

@HBV*

is it true this bird of davys is a close relation(not the wife now) of a high ranking Clare hurling individual?
she is supposed to be young enough alright.

a sister of the current clare manager

[KIB_man]

@The Puke

a sister of the current clare manager

Ah she aint anything special. Bout 27 or 28. Davy has thrown it into some decent looking jersey huggers believe it or not.

Anyway a spot from Sydney.

Who: Tadgh Kenneally,
For: Being dancing jigging clown
Where: NCC recommended I try out a pub in Bondi Junction called the Cock and Bull. So I did needless to say I wont be back.
Who with: A group of his buddies.
Doing: Watching some NRL game drinking a few schooners
Verdict: Noone was going up chatting to him so I’d say he was raging. His bird is supposed to be hot so I was disappointed she wasnt in tow.

[myboyblue]

Who : Jonathan Sexton
Famous for : Leinster outhalf and Irish International. Shouted in Ronan O Gara’s face last year.
Where : Jonathan’s appt complex in Goatstown/Dundrum area of Dublin
When : Yesterday
Details : Jonathan was wearing jeans and a Leinster hoodie. Jonathan was leaving his appt complex as I pulled in. Jonathan had a bin bag in his hand and disappeared to dispose of it into the refuse area. Jonathan returned to hop into a 2010 VW Golf. As this was my second Celeb Spot of Jonathan I took the opportunity to ask him about his jaw, to which Jonathan replied “fine”. But I could tell it wasn’t fine.

I could tell.

[Fran]

@KIB man

Ah she aint anything special. Bout 27 or 28. Davy has thrown it into some decent looking jersey huggers believe it or not.

Anyway a spot from Sydney.

Who: Tadgh Kenneally,
For: Being dancing jigging clown
Where: NCC recommended I try out a pub in Bondi Junction called the Cock and Bull. So I did needless to say I wont be back.
Who with: A group of his buddies.
Doing: Watching some NRL game drinking a few schooners
Verdict: Noone was going up chatting to him so I’d say he was raging. His bird is supposed to be hot so I was disappointed she wasnt in tow.

Thinly veiled…I spend every possible minute of every weekend in the Cock and Bull