Aussie Rules football is a thinly veiled front for Satan:
6β6β6 rule: a rule introduced in the AFL from 2019 to reduce flooding that says that at centre bounces each team must have six players in their forward-50 arc, six players in their defensive-50 arc, and six players between the arcs.
THE AFLβS 19th team will be known as the Tasmania Devils, and will play in a dark green jumper emblazoned with a yellow map of the island state.