Celebrity Deaths 2013

cluaindiuic · June 28, 2013, 8:52pm

Genuinely saddened by this.

RIP Matt

Mac · June 28, 2013, 11:40pm

Typical of artfoley to have no class when a legend dies

artfoley · June 28, 2013, 11:49pm

Mac I wouldnt consider a spandex clad funboy roid head a legend.

Sidney · June 29, 2013, 12:22am

There are two Doinks, so thankfully we still have one to cherish. Unless it was an illusion. Was it?

Julio_Geordio · June 29, 2013, 9:54am

[quote=“Captainshan, post: 793647, member: 41”]Rip Doink the Clown aka Matt Osborne. The laughter will never die.

http://www.wwe.com/f/wysiwyg/image/2013/06/DoinkArticleImage.jpg[/quote]

Fucking hell, that just ruined my morning.

Poor Dink will have no one to look after him.

[FONT=Arial]Isn’t it rich?[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]Are we a pair?[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]Me here at last on the ground,[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]You in mid-air.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]Send in the clowns.[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial]Isn’t it bliss?[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]Don’t you approve?[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]One who keeps tearing around,[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]One who can’t move.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]Where are the clowns?[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]Send in the clowns.[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial]Just when I’d stopped opening doors,[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]Finally knowing the one that I wanted was yours,[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]Making my entrance again with my usual flair,[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]Sure of my lines,[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]No one is there.[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial]Don’t you love farce?[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]My fault I fear.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]I thought that you’d want what I want.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]Sorry, my dear.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]But where are the clowns?[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]Quick, send in the clowns.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]Don’t bother, they’re here.[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial]Isn’t it rich?[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]Isn’t it queer,[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]Losing my timing this late[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]In my career?[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]And where are the clowns?[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]There ought to be clowns.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]Well, maybe next year.[/FONT]

Mark_Renton · July 4, 2013, 2:46pm

Bernie Nolan, of the Nolan sister.

farmerinthecity · July 6, 2013, 1:08pm

Saw that during the week. Only 52. Very sad. Horrible disease.

I remember her in Brookside.

dodgy_keeper · July 6, 2013, 8:03pm

I’m not in the mood for dancing.

Sandymount_Red · July 12, 2013, 12:20pm

Alan Wicker RIP

artfoley · July 12, 2013, 3:10pm

Now appearing in whickers underworld

Sandymount_Red · July 14, 2013, 9:33am

Cory Monteith from Glee was found dead in a Vancouver hotel room this morning aged 31. Having one of them deathwanks it seems.

Sidney · July 14, 2013, 9:35am

Not a celebrity.

Sandymount_Red · July 14, 2013, 9:37am

Very much a celebrity unfortunately Sidney. Not a significant person though.

Faldo · July 14, 2013, 9:54am

A death wank?

artfoley · July 14, 2013, 10:13am

Really choking the chicken

Manuel_Zelaya · July 19, 2013, 4:18pm

Bert Trautmann

Sandymount_Red · July 20, 2013, 1:07pm

Roly poly ex-painkiller addict comedian Mel Smith has dropped dead of a heart attack aged 60.

artfoley · July 20, 2013, 1:13pm

alas smith
]we’ll always have memories of mel and kim

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtxcLF5O2HE

Sandymount_Red · July 20, 2013, 1:18pm

Smith could actually be alive. Twitter hasn’t made its mind up yet. Loads of people tweeting RIP, but his wiki page has updated him as being back alive. Fascinating stuff.

artfoley · July 20, 2013, 1:34pm

wiki fucked up before

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Mel_Smith#Heart_Attack.3F