Joe Hart has certainly cemented his place as world no.1 tonight.
You have a very vivid imagination.
Mandzukic has been unbelievable tonight for work.
Zlatan shins a chance straight at Valdes. Shocking from the Barca reject
Sporting gesture by Zlatan to put the ball out of play off Valdes there with two Barca players lying on the ground.
Bayern’s answer to Conor Sammon
Cometh the hour.
Zlaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.
Ibra 
wouldn’t you know.
He was a mile off
A mile offside.
Disgraceful decision.
Barca respond by taking off their only striker
Well off side, but I wouldn’t begrudge PSG the break.
The thinness of Barcelona’s squad becoming very apparent now.
Ribery the dirty cunt. Should get a red for that
Ibra the dirty cunt. Deserves a yellow at least.
Penalty
Stonewall.
Looks very harsh before I see replay