Playing Subbuteo with the bros here. Unreal.
2 Likes
Nephew got the same, a fucking beaut 
1 Like
She made the dessert and comes into the kitchen and tells me to relax when I start firing pots around the place as the pressure comes on.
Dessert was savage btw, a mixed berry crumble with snickers semi freido (a soft ice cream)
3 Likes
It’s a noble baseball cap alright.
1 Like
Had a shower yesterday. That’ll do me for at least four days.
Finally got around to plucking up the energy to get up and empty my bladder just now, a couple of hours after first feeling the urge to go.
I did a number two before dinner, which will probably do me for the next couple of days.
Happy Christmas morning to all TFKers from the Harbour City. We received the greatest gift of all this morning as the heavens opened around 8am. As we walked outside to embrace the rain, a number of the neighbours had done likewise. We all shared collective well wishes, and gratitude to our Lord God for the gift of water.
I’ll go for a 7k run around Maroubra beach this morning and then assume the role of Chief Pavlova Engineer when I get back.
7 Likes
Would you not worry about all the heavy metals raining down on your heads?
Buon Natale guys.
4 Likes
We didn’t get a drop ffs.
We did get a nice drama down the road this morning. I heard sirens as I took Harley out for a walk after the present opening ceremony.
Some P plater in a souped up Holden had taken the corner at the end of our road slightly too exuberantly and ended up in the ditch.
Panicked, he threw her into reverse and hit the pedal. Reversed across the road, over the path and through a colorbond fence, garden and eventually the brick wall of the house on the corner. Various arms of emergency services were there when I passed. I know one of the cops and he explained what had occurred, saying it took them 10 minutes to figure it out.
So a happy Christmas for the young lad in the car and the poor fucker who only bought the house earlier in the year has to build a new fence and brick wall.
Harley thought it was hilarious.
1 Like
Signing out. Full as fuck. That’ll do.
Correction