It hasn’t been funny since about the 10th season.I think you’ll find most of the quotes in this thread are from the first 10 seasons
“Absolutely. Who could forget such a monstrous visage? She has the sloping brow and cranial bumpage of the career criminal.”
“Uh, sir, phrenology was dismissed as quackery a hundred-sixty years ago.”
“Of course you’d say that, you have the brainpan of stage coach tilter.”
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Seeing as you’re unfamiliar with sarcasm I will close the cash register at this point.
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We’re watching the same episode 
Would you like to play again?
You have selected ‘No’!
A classic
All right, Simpson, let’s go over the signals.
If I tug the bill of my cap like so, it means the signal is a fake.
However, I can take that off by dusting my hands thusly.
If I want you to bunt, I will touch my belt buckle not once, not twice, but thrice!
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And Please God let Lisa read us a story. About robots.
There once was a robot named Rodd
Did he have a brother?
He had a brother named Todd. And they lived in a galaxy far away.
Oooohhh I don’t like this story!!
Apu is no more I see, just end it now.
Currently watching a new episode on Sky One. Season 31. It’s awful dirge.
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Would you consider turning it off?
Tis over now. Hardly worth it.
You dont win friends with salad. Or opinions like that
Anyone else think the Simpsons isn’t funny?
I’ve worked hard all my life, and what do I have to show for it?
This suitcase and this haircut.
It’s a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
Nerds are nothing to fear, Dad. In fact, some nerds of note include popcorn magnate Orville Redenbacher, rock star David Byrne, and Supreme Court Justice David Souter.
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