Do they still make new episodes?
‘If I want you to bunt, I will touch my belt buckle not once, not twice, but thrice!’
Burns is in my top 3 characters with the main man and Lisa!
Lisa? Unusual call.
Mr. Burns : No, Smithers, I’ve decided to bring in a few ringers. Professional baseballers. We’ll give them token jobs at the plant and have them play on our softball team. Honus Wagner, Cap Anson, Mordecai “3-Finger” Brown…
Smithers : Sir?
Mr. Burns : What is it, Smithers?
Smithers : I’m afraid all those players have retired and… passed on. In fact, your right fielder has been dead for 130 years.
Mr. Burns : Damnation! Alright, find me some good players. LIVING players! Scour the professional ranks. The American League, the National League, the Negro League!
It is.
I think she’s class. The moral conscience and intelligence, yet ostracised in a community of idiots - she’s more three dimensional.
When she fears she’s losing her intelligence.
‘Look after your brain - it’s the best friend you’ll ever have’.
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Is it too late for the 14:30 autogyro?
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Little girl…
…likes her brain 
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I’m no theologian. I don’t know who or what God is exactly. All I know is he’s a force more powerful than Mom and Dad put together and you owe him big.
In this department we go by the book.
Bye book.
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Softball episode just started on SKY 1
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Ever see a guy say goodbye to a shoe?
Yes, once
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Yes [hee, hee, hee], once [hee, hee, hee]
Marge:
Homer, when are you going to give up this crazy sugar scheme?
Homer:
Never, Marge. Never. I can’t live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors - oh, I’ll never be the darling of the so-called “City Fathers” who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What’s to be done with this Homer Simpson?"
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Correction Marge, two perfectly good jackets
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That is a stone wall classic.
‘Cluck their tongues’ 
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Tickets not to be ingested orally.
See Marge, because of me they have a warning.
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Anyone think the Simpsons isn’t funny?