Are you going eat all that by yourself?
Yes - Pinchy would have wanted it that way!
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Do people still watch it?
“Attention, Marge Simpson. Your son has been arrested.”
“I’d be terribly embarrassed if I was that boy’s mother.”
“Attention, Marge Simpson. We’ve also arrested your older, balder, fatter son.”
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Brilliant clip. Short but all of it quotable.
‘And this cute little cuddle bug is pancreatic cancer’.
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Are you 15?
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Ah the Americans aren’t so bad. They even named a street after me in San Francisco… IT’S FULL OF WHAT?!!
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In de struct ible
She’s faking it.
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That’s right. You’re going nowhere sweetie pie.
The most disturbing scene in history of the Simpsons.
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Amazes me that people find this funny.
Given that you’re the most boring cunt to ever post on an INTERNET forum, that opinion does not surprise me
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Well if you find the Simpsons funny i am glad you have that opinion because you are obviously brain dead.
@perez has made clane shite of @StoneCold here. A real stunner handed out.
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Sky Showcase now.
Homer: “No I’m not, Marge, they’re embarrassing me. They’re embarrassing America! They turned the Navy into a floating joke! They ruined all our best names, like Bruce, and Lance, and Julian—those were the toughest names we had! And now they’re just…”
John: “Queer?”
Homer: “And that’s another thing. I resent you people using that word. That’s our word for making fun of you! We need it!”
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“It’s a miracle!” “No, Ultrasuede is a miracle, this is just good timing.”
Senor Ding Dongford 
Lisa : [chuckling sheepishly] I was just getting to me. Because of Mr. Burns, they canceled my jazz program, and my friend Tito Puente got fired…but I could never shoot someone.
Bart : Could so.
Lisa : Could not.
Bart : Could so.
Lisa : Could not.
Bart : Could so!
Lisa : Could not!
Homer : [interrupting] Kids, kids, kids. As far as Daddy’s concerned, you’re both potential murderers.
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