Classic Simpsons Quotes

Now that’s real acid so I want to see goggles people!!

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I’m saying you’re what’s wrong with America, Simpson. You coast through life, you do as little as possible and you leach your decent hardworking people like me. Ha! If you lived in any other country in the world you would have starved to death long ago.

He’s got you there, dad.

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Grimesy?

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Whatever happened to that guy?

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And Bart with the killer closing line.

Grimey

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That Barlow’s a right-wing crackpot. He said Ted Kennedy lacked integrity! Can you believe that?

The Lemon Tree episode on sky showcase now. Definitely in the top 5 of all time Simpson episodes.

So many great quotes. So many small ones like these two

She called me a P.C. thug.

Well, I’ve been called a greasy thug too, and it never stops hurting. So here’s what we’re gonna do: Grease ourselves up real good and trash that place with a baseball bat.

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30 years old yesterday, definite top 5 episode.

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A classic.

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Darryl Strawberry being a lick arse to Burns is fantastic. “No huddle either skip”

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Absolute comic genius. Not that but the actual Simpsons episode.

Are you crying cos you called Daddy a baboon?

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It means he gets results, you stupid chief!

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I don’t even remember that one.