Good practice, kids. Now it’s time for the easiest part of any coach’s job. The cuts. Although I wasn’t able to cut everyone I wanted to, I have cut a lot of you.
Homer:
It’s like David and Goliath, only this time David won.
[Lisa sighs]
Lisa’s Brain:
I know, I heard it too. Here’s some music.
[Piano music plays quietly. Lisa smiles contentedly]
I like your hustle - that’s why it was so hard to cut you.
Oh, this place smells, and something’s dripping on me.
The smell is manure, and the dripping’s manure.
Groundskeeper Willy:
Yeah, I bought your mutt. And I 'ate him! [raises a huge bone of meat]
Bart Simpson:
[gasps]
Groundskeeper Willy:
[tears meat off the bone] I 'ate his little face, I 'ate his guts, and I ‘ate the way he’s always barkin’! [tosses a bone behind him] So, I gave him to the church.
Bart Simpson:
[relieved] Ohh, I see. You hate him, so you gave him to the church.
Groundskeeper Willy:
Aye. I also 'ate the mess he left on me rug!
[Bart turns around, stares at Willy]
Groundskeeper Willy:
Ya heard me!
Man: Do you know the multiplication tables? Long division?
Bart: I know of them.
I see Sky are editing some episodes now.Krusty was doing a stand-up routine where he puts in false teeth and puts on a Chinese accent which has been cut out.“Me so Solly”
The episode where Lisa bets on the football just finished on Channel 4.
A perfect episode.
That’s a great one.
My favourites are terror lake and the Beer Baron, off the top of my head.
Mr Plow and The Scientology one also Homer at the Bat.The first 8/9 years were outstanding
There are so many but gun to the head situation it has to be Grimey.
Monorail and Hank Scorpio episodes were magnificent
The lemon tree
Bart the comet
Bart the daredevil.“Bones heal and chicks dig scars”
That one was an absolute masterpiece.
Lisa needs braces is another dinger
Larry Burns too.
The gay one also.