Classic Simpsons Quotes

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Say, that ayatollah thinks he’s better than America. Is he right?
No!
Yes

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A Star is Burns on Channel 4 now.

The film festival episode.

‘Spielbergo’

‘Football in the groin’

Superb.

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Truly you are the king of kings. Outrageous.

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Barney’s film had heart but ‘Football in the Groin’ had a football in the groin.

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Did something crawl down your neck and die?

It didn’t die.

Don’t cry for me. I’m already dead

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Frank Grimes episode on Sky now.

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I said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet

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You wrecked Hitler’s car.
What did he ever do to you?!

Just watched this one recently, gold.

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Mr Simpson you’re going to be fine. But you have ingested a large amount of shark eggs.

That was before I went into the water.

I’m proud to offer your viewers these hand-drawn Itchy and Scratchy animation cells. Each one is absolutely, positively, one hundred percent guaranteed to increase in value*.

*This is not a guarantee.

They’ll grow back, right?

Ralph Wiggum. What a character.

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My eyes!

The goggles do nothing!!

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Happy St. Swithens Day everyone

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