Coffee thread, aka a thread for spoofers

you opened the magic door and gave lads a peak inside on TFK. This was never going to go any different. You’re here a lot longer than I am. Did you really expect it to go well for you?

That video of the Syrian boy being beaten up by racist bullies in school in Huddersfield has went viral in the past 24 hours. Has it not taught you lot anything? You should be ashamed of yourselves.

Lads coffee is nice but everytime you grind it froth it press it drink it you are supporting slavery, child labour, poor working conditions, blatant capitalism, de-forestation, environmental pollution etc etc

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so in the HBV world of ethics.

Cocaine consumption + Prostitution = Good
Coffee consumption = Bad.

Got it.

That’s wide open for a very nasty reply … but I dont have it in me. - I suppose we could argue the same about many different products but capitalism is built on exploitation and we all take part.

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Prostitution?

every time you ride a prostitute you are supporting human trafficking, exploitation of females etc etc

The coffee snobs turning their nose up at a nescafe capsule or whatever should be aware their favourite brew was likely produced by child labour and they have nothing to be snobby about.

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I beg your pardon?

you’re pardoned

I concur. I’m an instant man myself as at the end of the day, it’s only a hot drink that nearly all tastes the same.

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Im a nespresso man who is also partial to rhe frank and honest capsules in super valu
Coffee snobs are gas.

at least instant generally tastes the same all the time and is somewhat palatable.

if you burn the beans for non instant coffee it is horrendous.

A push for sis in laws business, but next time you’re in the City head into the Triskel Cafe - the coffee is decent.

I’ll do that. I was in yesterday for a bit of business around Lavitt’s Quay, went to Larry Tompkins for the breakfast. Underwhelming I must say

We’ve got the tools, we’ve got the beans and we’ve got the know how

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What class of a yoke produced that?

An izzo-vivi machine, a mazzer grinder, a Stanley heat gun and a gang of child slaves

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a chippy Nordie

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Great value here for lads. Any lad spending more on their TV than on their coffee machine simply does not like coffee.