Coffee thread, aka a thread for spoofers

Did you dip your Mickey in the coffee?

That’s what I was trying to say
(Rorschach alert, again)

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As I said earlier, a poor man’s Nespresso.

What sort of a stupid cunt has a “late night cup of coffee”.

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One on the night feeds

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Asking for trouble there tbh.
Placing a cup of Hot coffee on the chair/couch whilst forgetting a coaster in bad but filling the cup with that coffee is by far worse.

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What next? An early morning sleeping pill to start the day

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People who produce high levels of CYP1A2. Can be a 40 fold difference between people. If you produce a lot of it you metabolize caffeine quickly.

Cc @Little_Lord_Fauntleroy

What tablets increase your cyp1a2 levels mate?

extracts of kola nut, grape, green tea and Ginkgo biloba Increases it dramatically.

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Did you ever dabble back in the day mate?

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:grin:

That’s not a chair or couch. It’s a little runner thing going across the kitchen table. :rage:

ah god no, I was a puritan back then

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@bandage, i hate to say it but that coffee looks horrible. I hope it tasted nicer than it looks.

have you seen @the_mixer_walsh contributions to the ravenous thread. @Bandage effort is the coffee equivalent of that

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This has gone horribly wrong from start to finish for poor @Bandage.

Okay guys, could all the bullies @ ing me please back off?

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