Coffee thread, aka a thread for spoofers

Have run in to a few issues with this bad boy… I think the hard water in Wexford town Sahn… Is to blame…

Ran a descaler through it and still having issue?

Use the Italian bottled water from Dunnes for a euro for 1.5l.

Game changer.

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You’re on a roll fancypants

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Putting Wexford water into a high end coffee machine is like putting diesel into a F1 car.

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You must think th coffee machine is Ferrari made that specifically Italian bottled water is called.for

yeah, after running two through it thus far, i’ll give it a few more goes.

The service charge is hefty enough…

He paid nine quid for a bottle of air wan time.

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15 euro.

The day the music died.

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How did it compare to regular old unbottled air?

it was the difference between living and existing

He was too hungover to tell. Like drinking chateau Lafitte for the cure.

A growing and overwhelming sense of shame was the key difference.

If you search oxygen you’ll find my Icarusian tale.

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Descaked the bejesus out of her and she’s doing fine…

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Drive on. The morning stimulant is in the best interests of everyone in the home.

Would you not consider upgrading to an aeropress?

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I have an aeropress.

They don’t foam milk for the Countess, nor do they grind the beans.

Its you we’re talking about here, forget about the princess.
Buy a grinder
Job is bistro

No nonsense Kilkenny coffee shop in Freshford.

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One of the best coffee’s I have had to date was in Bilbao, a bog standard coffee shop. I can’t remember the name, think it was Cafe Berlin (but can’t find info online), or something with a foreign city name in the title. I will remember it eventually.
You can get good coffee most places now I’d imagine with the new maaaacheeens.
Worst piss coffee is in America. Piss. Even after going to some hipster cafe in Brooklyn which looked like it might throw you out a nice EXPresso, I got a cup of piss. All shapes in there. At least in Starbucks you know exactly what you are getting…