Coldplay -Fran's faves

A girly man

Could you be any more of a gimp? Those three bands really say a lot about you

It’s not about the music per se, it’s a social thing. Like rubby.

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A whose who of wankers

You’re up early kid

Some awful insecurities on display on this thread by the music snobs. It’s a bit of music lads. A few words with a bit of noise in the background.

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This is late kid…

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I work with a Polish lady who was a keyboardist in a death metal band in Iceland for 3 years - she learned English in Iceland so has a lovely Icelandic lilt when she speaks and has a lovely way of describing Coldpaly - Fucking pussies.

A keyboard in a death metal band ?

Yes.

@Bandage, @Locke and @TheUlteriorMotive - You’ll be delighted to know that Ed Shearan has decided to add extra dates in Ireland… Cork and Dublin.

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As I said above, Twas grand but not anything special. Coldplay have plenty of anthems to sing along to & more than their share of hits. But, would I have payed for that ticket and gone to Dublin to see them otherwise? Fuck no.

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Were they better than Garret Brooks?

Each to their own music-wise but, I find Coldplay so tedious. It’s like the musical equivalent of sitting in a waiting room.

And I can’t bring myself to like Chris Martin. Probably says more about me than him but I find his positivity unbearable. I just can’t go a lad who feels happy enough to literally skip across the stage.

A creep is the word you are looking for.

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He called his child Apple…

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A cunts cunt wrapped in cuntishness

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I still think Parachutes is a good album - not a master piece by any stretch but a decent showing. It reminds me of a time and place so there is a little emotional bias in there… However, Yellow is pure fucking muck… actually as I type and think of it, there’s probably only about 4 songs on it that I really like -

In short, Coldplay are the @Horsebox of the music world, pure harmless, bland and inoffensive.

No. I let a lot of stuff go around here but I will not be associated with those cuntbags. Withdraw that remark and apologise to me immediately.

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:fearful:

Sorry bud.

Fully withdrawn - Coldplay are not as harmless, bland or inoffensive as Horsebox.

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