Feed a cold, starve a flu.
Snort a lemsip.
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s,half a squeezy of honey, boiled water,sugar- down the neck, repeat next 3 days
Honey, lemon,
Cinnamon in boiled water.
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would you not throw a shot of Jameson into it?
2 large hot whiskeys with cloves and honey. Heavy on the whiskey and go to bed.
If not vastly improved tomorrow continue medicating (see above). Youāll be fine Sunday.
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Thanks for the advice boxy.
I wouldnāt see you wrong kid. Itās kill or be killed with a dose like that.
Forgot,I donāt drink,it worked for me last week
Getting fancy,
is the man
Getting the flu vaccine tomorrow
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And a hape of likes
I got it about a fortnight ago. All good, but by Christ I watched her absolutely stab Nanny with the needle and says to myself fuck that lark. By the time I had the sleeve rowled up sufficiently she had taken aim and bogged the needle into me. Funnily, I barely felt it at all after being highly dubious.
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So basically you didnāt want it but it was free so you couldnāt go past it
Why wouldnāt I want it you gobshite? Iāve been getting it for years and have avoided the flu thus far.
Of course itās free to folk of my age. In saying that Iāve more than 40 years of income tax and PRSI contributions clocked up so Iām merely reaping a little of what Iāve ploughed and sown.
My late uncle put down 40 years drawing assorted pensions and I intend to die trying to do the same.
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The most surprising thing there is that you were paying tax
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Theyāll have you back doing a fas course within 3 years!!
Long Flu is the next thing to keep an eye on.
Not in the biblical sense obviously or flu would be the least of your worries
Well (coughs) letās call it most of the time. It reads better than some of the time.
Point well made however. Fuckerā¦ā¦ 
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