[quote=āglasagusban, post: 779382, member: 1533ā]Whoa whoa whoa, I was under the impression that hilfiger clothing was for utter dickheads, or alternatively muldoons in bootcut jeans with shiny black slip on shoes.
Chocolate Mice and The Runt, could you both please clarify for the board which category ye fit into, ye spastics.[/quote]
Thatās your problem, mate. Youre too busy listening to and worrying about other peopleās opinion that you have assimilated some ridiculous impressions and preconceived notions.
I do my own thing.
In saying that, I wouldnāt be caught dead in a Hifiger shirt, jumper, tshirt or anything else outside their denims.
[quote=āChocolateMice, post: 779386, member: 168ā]Thatās your problem, mate. Youre too busy listening to and worrying about other peopleās opinion that you have assimilated some ridiculous impressions and preconceived notions.
I do my own thing.
In saying that, I wouldnāt be caught dead in a Hifiger shirt, jumper, tshirt or anything else outside their denims.[/quote]
You have completely contradicted yourself there. Youāre splitting hairs between denims and their other clothing. Hilfiger is the brand of utter dickheads and frankly Iām disappointed that you would be caught dead in it.
[quote=āThe Runt, post: 779389, member: 181ā]Same problem as myself so.
A thin waist but bulging, muscular, power packed quads. Itās very difficult to get a pair of jeans to fit well.[/quote]
Diesel (maybe, though these can stray into hilfiger territory so you need to be careful), or levis would be your go to brands for the slim waisted powerfully built gentleman like me.
I would advise burning your light blue hilfiger dickhead pants immediately.
[quote=āglasagusban, post: 779390, member: 1533ā]You have completely contradicted yourself there. Youāre splitting hairs between denims and their other clothing. Hilfiger is the brand of utter dickheads and frankly Iām disappointed that you would be caught dead in it.
Where do you stand on bootcut jeans?[/quote]
I must have been missing from school the day they taught that. At least I know now.
I detest all clothes that have a noticeable label tho or have their brand splashed across them-I make sure any jeans I purcahse only have a miniscule little tag on them- that way peasants like you dont feel insecure wearing your skinny primarks next to me.
Boot jeans? Meh- Some are ridiculous and look like flairs, others hardly noticeable.
[quote=āglasagusban, post: 779393, member: 1533ā]Diesel (maybe, though these can stray into hilfiger territory so you need to be careful), or levis would be your go to brands for the slim waisted powerfully built gentleman like me.
I would advise burning your light blue hilfiger dickhead pants immediately.[/quote]
Listen- A specimen like me can pull off any brand because I exude confidence regardless of what I wear. I am the more dominant stag, and lesser stags like you will try and drag me down any way you can. You can try mate, and wear all the lovely jeans you want, but once a female gets a whiff of the more dominant stag, you and the lesser stags will be blown out regardless of your regalia.
Itās far more likely that you exude an air of being a complete twat if youāre wearing hilfiger jeans but sure who knows. I have no interest in trying to drag you down pal, I am indifferent to the competition. In fact, there is no competition. Itās nice to be called a stag though I suppose.
Iāll be there with Phil. He will be the pasty looking one, iāll be the sallow one. My rugged beard would have been an easy identifier but iāve a lovely turkish shave and head massage voucher that I intend to use over the weekend which will leave me somewhat babyfaced for the next week or so.
[quote=āChocolateMice, post: 779419, member: 168ā]I hope it wasnāt the Dunph??
Iāll be there with Phil. He will be the pasty looking one, iāll be the sallow one. My rugged beard would have been an easy identifier but iāve a lovely turkish shave and head massage voucher that I intend to use over the weekend which will leave me somewhat babyfaced for the next week or so.[/quote]
Never had a Turkish shave before, what is it like? Iād imagine you are investing a good deal of faith and trust in the barber for that.
[quote=āChocolateMice, post: 779414, member: 168ā]Correct, you are no competition!
Iāll see you for a pint in the Ardhu with my lovely denims on Sunday week.[/quote]
My understanding from the information i have picked up on the board is that I am a younger more handsome, and physically toned version of yourself, though a less established poster on TFK, and so we would be operating in different competition brackets in any event. But I certainly look forward to a pint with yourself, the runt, and the runts pal in the ardĆŗ on Sunday week after we batter tipp, and whatever denims you wear will be forgotten in the celebrations.
They are the business. You will feel like a new man. I have rather thick facial hair and even after a tight shave at home I never get than baby faced look even from the Turks but it is well worth doing.
