Cork in Top 5 cities in the world for sickos/weirdos

They’ve been furloughed until hostilities resume. I retained a skeleton staff.

I can’t talk about this in too much detail but I’ve been dealing for the past week with a very fucking annoying and strange incident whereby one fella (Fella 1) went behind the back of another fella (Fella 2) and said some things that weren’t true to Fella 2’s superior about a project Fella 2 has been working on. What he said had the effect of destroying the project that Fella 2 had been working on for a few months. Fella 1 was supposed to be helping Fella 2 with this project. Fella 1 is supposed to be Fella 2’s friend but as far as I can see basically told a few lies about him on the sly. Threats of people going to the High Court are now flying around, all sorts of strangeness and fireworks.

I’ve been trying to get to the bottom of this complete shite for a while now, it’s been eating up all my time, when suddenly it just dawned on me… CARK WEIRDOS. Fella 1 is from Cark! Of course, how did I not see this.

So this Cark Weirdo was just playing some weird-ass Cark political game. I am sorry for confusing you with my strange confusing story but I hope you at least understand CARK WEIRDOS.

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Sounds like a post for the cork weirdo thread Tank. Keep us posted.

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You should bring this thread as evidence to the High Court.

I rest my case.

Hi fella 2. Sorry you made a balls of the project

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Eeeek fella 1 is on to cause trouble again

They are all the same them carkies

Fixed

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Racism thread pls😁

Carkie defending fellow Carkie shock

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Know it’s a fault but we’re whures altogether for backing others from God’s country,now that’s not saying we’d ate the same chap ,but circling the wagons work

Twee

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GARDAÍ HAVE LAUNCHED an appeal for witnesses after 14 dogs were stolen from a house during a burglary in Co Limerick.

The dogs, which included Bichon Frise , Cavalier King Charles, Jack Russell and Cavachon breeds, were stolen from kennels at the back of a house in Tullig, Drumcollogher at around midday yesterday.

Obviously a Cork burglar?:grin::grin:

Wasn’t a cat burglar anyway. Probably straight back over the county line.

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Dromcollogher*

:wink:

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Is there any way other town with so many spellings?
No 10 day drinking/bumper car festival this year :pensive:

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Headshot

The Thursday night is the best night of it.

Dogs are fetching a fair old price these days

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