Cork weirdo/sicko thread

This ladsā€¦

Did they confuse him for Seamus Hickey?

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How many fucking leages have Cork?? Whatā€™s this Shipping League?

Itā€™s where all the sailors play, Cusacks probably play in it

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Itā€™s a school buoysā€™ league so you canā€™t play.

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Lolzā€¦

Just gave you like #10 there mate

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Worst place I played in, albeit 10 years ago or so was Rockmount, complete shit hole. But apart from that most of the facilities were good. I play 5 a side up in Douglas Hall and they dressing rooms are tired alright but are grand. Midleton have great facilities, UEFA standard and host international under age games.

I think itā€™s all about the facilities, you have them right and then the best players usually follow. And I know there are exceptions to facilities and great players in the AUL but thatā€™s what they are, exceptions. MSL all the way! Fuck that playing in Premier AUL and having to tog out at the side of the road or in a container.

Iā€™m a traditionalist ā€¦ who gives a fuck where you tog out for fuck sakeā€¦ side of the road will do me fine as it has always doneā€¦ Iā€™m gonna look up the AUL league tables and go for the worst team in the whole thingā€¦ it will be a bonus if they have a field.

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True enough. A strolling maestro like yourself is not going to break a sweat.

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Thinly veiled Iā€™d be royally exposed as complete dogshit in the MSL.

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At the lower end of it? hardlyā€¦ Iā€™m not fit enough, nor have the time for anything higher, mate. I only want to train once a week for now to get fitness up - iā€™m in Limerick Mon-Thurs.

Lads can we please allow this thread revert to its original purpose?

Judging by the last number of posts itā€™s serving itā€™s purpose perfectly.

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Make that two.

Counsel also handed in a letter from a friend of Tobin who described him as ā€œthe best friend you could ever wish for.ā€
The letter said that Tobin ā€œhad always been a joy to knowā€ and was a ā€œhonest, reliable, kind and trustworthyā€ person.

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That extremely strange little man Rob Heffernan won some medal today for a race he ā€˜walkedā€™ some years back. Expect this weird little creep to crop up all overt the media the next few days.

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Rob is a grand fella, delighted he got his Olympic medal, I remember following that race on radio thinking he might get a medal when it mattered (2012).
I know his wife and her family quite well, her brother John Andrews was once the hottest property in Irish schoolboy soccer, played for a while in the lower leagues of England, very nice fella.

@ChocolateMice did you ever hook up with any team in Cork?

Was he done for doping in the past?

No, heā€™s been disqualified once or twice for breaking the rules of the sport but never doping, Iā€™d be fairly confident that heā€™s clean.