Coronavirus - Dig In, It's going to be a while yet

[Lazarus]

But yeah. Someone asked me to help them move house this weekend. Wtf. I said yes instinctivly because Im nice and then I thought about it and now I’m not so sure and don’t know what to do

[TheUlteriorMotive]

@Lazarus

But yeah. Someone asked me to help them move house this weekend. Wtf. I said yes instinctivly because Im nice and then I thought about it and now I’m not so sure and don’t know what to do

Depends who the someone is. If it’s your wife you probably still should

[Lazarus]

They’d want to stay well clear of Oughterard whatever else

[Lazarus]

Sister, even worse

[anon78624367]

I’ll help her

[binkybarnes]

@Bisto

Na fianna still spreading the virus with the training binky? First you cost the city a rail link to the airport now you think you’re above the GAA ban on training … Really working hard to be the northside crokes

That was a fake news tweet from a Ballymun Kickhams malcontent I’m told.

[eoghanruadha]

@Chucks_Nwoko

What channel do they announce them?

Varying times but its slowly becoming a Glenroe like institution.

The absolute cycnic in me is also going to take note of what advertising brands/mediums are appearing directly before and after.

Going to go for a lot of Lidl adds appearing this evening!

[Dubhub]

@Lazarus

Don’t go to Wexford, let Wexford come to you

Dont drink them Catherine nevin is delivering them

[Lazarus]

You sure? I’d really love to get out of it

[TreatyStones]

@Appendage

The 203/350 scheme is gas. It seems you can claim the full whack even if you only did a few hours at the weekend.

You can claim the full whack if you never worked a day in your life.
Travellers are literally coming over from the UK, opening a bank account, filling out the form, ticking self employed and then heading off back to England. They’ll have 2,000 sitting in an account when they come back.

[Fagan_ODowd]

@Bisto

…Na fianna still spreading the virus with the training binky? First you cost the city a rail link to the airport now you think you’re above the GAA ban on training … Really working hard to be the northside crokes

Seriously are they training? For fucking what?

[Lazarus]

I got my first Government paycheck last night and have already recieved a 75% raise. God bless the public sector

[anon7035031]

Today may be one of those days where you change your opinion as the facts change.

If this is true the tans may have already achieved herd immunity.

https://www.ft.com/content/5ff6469a-6dd8-11ea-89df-41bea055720b

[carryharry]

Bullet point it there for us pls,

[Copper_pipe]

@TreatyStones

You can claim the full whack if you never worked a day in your life.
Travellers are literally coming over from the UK, opening a bank account, filling out the form, ticking self employed and then heading off back to England. They’ll have 2,000 sitting in an account when they come back.

Ah lads.

[Raylan]

Surely* they are cross-referencing with PPS numbers?

*Said he already knowing the answer

[Bisto]

There was a picture tweeted last Saturday showing a group training at mobhi Road… Binky reckons the tweet was a lad from ballymun kickhams doing a wind up.

[Fagan_ODowd]

@Bisto

There was a picture tweeted last Saturday showing a group training at mobhi Road… Binky reckons the tweet was a lad from ballymun kickhams doing a wind up.

Enemies of the State.

[Juhniallio]

Run me through this. Didn’t see any news. If I’m self employed I can claim 350 quid a week? Does my company have to stop paying my wages?

[artfoley]

@Lazarus

Don’t go to Wexford, let Wexford come to you

Jimmy Fleming

That said Jimmy’s is a kip