"There are three men on a train. One of them is an economist and one of them is a logician and one of them is a mathematician.
And they have just crossed the border into Scotland (I donât know why they are going to Scotland) and they see a brown cow standing in a field from the window of the train (and the cow is standing parallel to the train).
And the economist says, âLook, the cows in Scotland are brown.â And the logician says, âNo. There are cows in Scotland of which at least one is brown.â And the mathematician says, âNo. There is at least one cow in Scotland, of which one side appears to be brown.â
@anon7035031 - there are cows in Scotland and an accountant told me theyâre all dead
The great majority of younger people going into hospitals are getting better and being released. If you go on a ventilator you are generally at the fucked stage.
Is there anyway of getting the number in icu right now? Both virus and non virus related. Youâd assume thereâs regular ICU capacity + virus related. Iâd say weâre tight
The ICU figures are fairly ridiculous if theyâre still including dead people and people who have recovered (if there are any). It surely canât be that hard to get an accurate figure? Or are they trying to keep people scared by keeping it fairly high?
sick fucks
