That’s some turnaround … Are you telling lies by any chance?
My mate’s nephew , 2, got results back in 48 hours but that’s because he was diagnosed with pneumonia and was on oxygen in hospital. Most people seem to be waiting anywhere from 2-4 weeks.
I am now of the opinion that they have completely fucked up the testing which is going to result in a much longer period of lockdown than should be the case. Open up the pubs ta fuck.