Coronavirus - Here for life (In high population density areas)

Boris followed Nicola and now Arlene has followed Boris. That appears to be the way of it nowadays

Sure where are you going anyway

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So was the boy who cried Wolf.

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Not for me. A friend working in construction. Hard to find anything online but I’ve told him to take tomorrow off

Put your bed in the attic and get up and under.

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Get under the bed ASAP

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That’s of a confirmed positive though

No but I’m leaning to thinking the postman might read it.

How are you a close contact if someone is only going for a test. He won’t have been traced yet

The cases (which are presumably underrated given the change of testing criteria) are over 6000 today. The deaths (possibly overrated give the whole “died of/died with” COVID thing) are at 6. A similar pattern has been in place for a while now. This virus, serious as it is, has an incredibly low death rate, especially if you are lucky enough to be under 65 or so.

We have one vaccine. We’ll have two more shortly.

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It depends what time of day you ask

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2 pints please a package of taytos. Its been too long me ole pal

Today’s deaths are a function of the cases from a week or two ago. If they’re still low in mid January the Christmas surge in cases won’t be that significant

Fits the definition of a close contact in the link you put up there

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Technically there are no rules until a confirmed positive. You’re just a close contact of someone else.

No extra rules. If he absolutely thinks the other person has covid I’d be saying to behave as if you were a close contact

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That looks like a Man Utd teamsheet

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Inanimate objects. All I can think of is that scene from in Brugge

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Harry Maguire, first name on the list