Coronavirus - the deadly virus that no one dies from

Agreed Big Phil was still being served pints at 4am in Clifden I heard

Yes fucking not enough of it.

Now you’re just making shit up.

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What does this map tell me?

That the rest of europe is blue but we are fucking navy. Because we’re fucked.

We cannot be trusted.

You must be feeling rotten after your first pint of the year there yesterday. I’d offer you the cure but alas you’re beloved aristocracy won’t allow it. Unless your actually one of them of course

Paddy can’t hold his drink

Death figures and reasons for deaths are like experts, if you look around you can find something that you perfectly suits your unshakable beliefs

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That map is well out of date.

Lads have been slipping.

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These are facts mate. You can’t argue what they mean, the facts are 900 more people have died this year than usual.
That’s it.

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Some lads just like making stuff up

Fear 3-17
Courage 1-5

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Six one news

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The demographics will indeed take care of themselves

Last time I saw the chemical brothers someone died

Or maybe you would

I’m sipping on wine mate.

Me too. We are the only pub in Europe where the countries aren’t open otherwise I’d sort you out

Is that Gizzy Lyng on the voiceover for that ad? Sounds very like him anyway.