Coronavirus - the deadly virus that no one dies from

Bad egg

Again, the fault of the pubs

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10 pint maximum

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It’s probably unlikely now that the numbers will drop much below 30 or 40 day for some time, so will we ever get to Stage 4?

Is this it like?

We’ll have to fly to Dallas for a pint

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The LIDTF crew want there to be 0 cases of any disease ever again before they’ll be comfortable peering through the curtains at others in a pub

No one in their 20s allowed in pubs.
The younger brigade can’t be trusted
Problem solved

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Great in theory but it’ll never happen. You’ll get greedy cunts of publicans as well.

I think he was taking the piss mate

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Lock the 20s into the fucking pubs you mean. Let em all infect each other and then we can let the older crowd into them in a month.

Maybe we can reserve 6-8 for auld lads or something for fairness

Will this be the next big battleground?

I was calling for under 35s to be allowed back rocking and rolling months ago. We’d have had herd immunity by now.

You’d want your head examined to be getting on the Luas these days

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August bank holiday weekend of spit parties will get us moving in the right direction

How many in ICU these days?

Has to be some personal responsibility. Two thirds of people notified of a close contact don’t take up offer of a test.

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There’s barely anyone “dying” from this cod at this stage.

City and town centres across the country are going to be decimated, the mental health thing is kicking in now as well, big time.

But sure, thats grand once we keep the country death free from covid.

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