Coronavirus - the deadly virus that no one dies from

Here’s this mornings fear factor

What if Jim Corr is right all along?

  • First they gave us mobile phones to carry around so they’d ping off cell towers and let them know our general whereabouts.
  • Then they gave smart phones with GPS so they could get a more accurate location.
  • The smart phones also had better cameras and microphones so they could watch us and listen to us.
  • Then they put fingerprint sensors and facial recognition cameras into the phones.
  • Then they launched ‘fun’ DNA services like 23andme so you could find out you’re 23% Gallic and susceptible to kidney stones but also give them your DNA.
  • Now they’ve decided they still need more and they’ve launched a virus that takes away all our freedom and they only way to get it back is for the population to submit to mass testing which conveniently involves a saliva swab giving up your DNA.

I’m off to ask Gizzy how to live off the grid.

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When you say “they”, do you mean the lizard people?

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there’s a good few lads on here that will love that level of intrusion into their lives, the complete erosion of civil liberties

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Will these lizard people give me a new smart phone in exchange for a bit of spit? I’m all up for it.

I’ve nothing to hide, I’ll take a big screen TV too.

RTE have half the population scared stiff to venture any further than their nearest supermarket. It’s actually disgraceful what they are doing to the mental health of older people in particular with their daily horror stories.

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I only discovered yesterday that an older person I know has fallen into this category. Was quite happy cocooning in the early stages, doing odd jobs around the house, painting and all sorts. But has been driven demented by all this talk of surges and second waves and is now petrified to leave the house, despite being a healthy and fit 72 or 73 year old. It’s quite sad really.

Had the antibodies testing done today. Results back tomorrow apparently.

“Coronavirus- I’ve got it beat?” Let’s see.

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You’ll walk it mate mate :facepunch:

What side will I put you down for?

Antibodies NOT present for €100 ?

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I fancy my chances. 120 snots for the test, would want to come back in the positive!

If I said you had an antibody would you hold it against me.

Will they test for t-cells? Waste of time and money otherwise

Thought that is what is tested for, no?

Lock down limerick their shitting themselves now. All will test positive for covid somehow

If it’s a Swiss company it will probably cost three gold teeth.

Why? What’s the point?

No, an antibody test tests for antibodies, a T cell test tests for T cells. Two different functions of the immune system. If you have had Covid and recovered, then you should get a positive antibody test. There is no equivalent simple T cell test yet but they are in development.

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Rule out other things