Coronavirus Thread (Markey hates Immigrants )

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I lol’d at that. Was the only part of the clip that wasn’t depressing.

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Guys this did NOT go ahead. Anguilla was not added to the list.

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Fuck school

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The Anguilla lobby is secretly running Europe.
Anyone who questions them is labelled an anti-anguillite

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I for 1 would like to welcome our new Anguilla overlords

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I’m flooded with the cunts here. Anguillans/Anguillers everywhere

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Donnelly could do with Billy Joe Saunder’s trainer …get him out of there ,he’s getting bet up in interviews…

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theres a gif to be made of that.

as well as the michael lad setting it to a 90s grunge style track

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Pat Kenny is a great sort

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ThisMeansMore

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I was in and out of a few hospital lifts today (aul lad getting a cast off the arm) and there’s a real relaxation in hospitals versus a while back. People sharing lifts was a real difference from even a few months ago.

We’ll be back to normal soon enough.

I was in office this afternoon and I shared the office lift for the first time in ages.

The lift sharing is the canary in the mine.

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When do you think this will happen again?

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Did you let off a sneaky one just to say "welcome back " like?

SnivelingJubilantGrizzlybear-size_restricted

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I pulled a Trojan Horse

I got into lift.

Farted.

Pushed the button.

Got out

sent it up to the next floor.

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surely a trojan arse

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What kind of Greek mythology did the priests inflict on you ?

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vicars

im fairly sure you didnt stick a wooden fart filled horse into the lift, just stuck in your arse and chuffed away so trojan arse is a better metaphor

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https://media3.giphy.com/media/iAYupOdWXQy5a4nVGk/giphy.gif(image larger than 4000KB)

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What is Boris up to?

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Or in a bank vault cc @gilgamboa

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