Coronavirus Thread - Pause before - The Final Battle (Part 1)

Maybe the NHS will setup a field hospitals over the border to allow us to get vaccinated while Breda and Nuala are figuring out how to open the syringes.

The Healy Raes will be organising buses to Belfast before the summer

Is there any way scientists could develop an ultra-contagious good virus which is also a vaccine?

Why are all viruses bad? Could we not not have a good one for a change? Something that makes us grow lovely, thick silky hair on our scalps? Something that makes us smell divine? Something that makes us look younger?

Will a virus like that ever come along, I wonder?

How many doses will go missing? How long before some auld wan is given about 20 doses? What health minister will be in place by the time we are caught up?

Its called Heineken

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He said good virus. Not piss water virus

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I’d hate to box a fella I like

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EHedNS

It’s gone. It’s over. Christmas cancelled.

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@flattythehurdler might give you a lift home in his his private jet

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Christmas can never be cancelled. Christmas is in your heart. It’s in all our hearts.

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Talk to someone involved in the movement of food. See if they can get you back on a boat

Do not. He’ll fucking kill us all.

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A mate is in London with are Lingus for work. Due to fly back tomorrow. They’re flyibg back to Belfast instead.

Hope your OK.

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What’s the odds on the new strain showing up in the Rathkeale/Newcastle West region

They are all home already claiming the €350 so should be safe enough

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Good to hear

There’s an extended wedding season underway.

Same odds as the Rams to beat the Jets tonight