Countdown to Wrestlemania XXV

[quote=“Bandage”]Them:

Dear Bandage,

Thank you for contacting Paddy Power Customer Support.

Unfortunately, we do not have any prices to offer on this market.

If you have any further queries please do not hesitate to contact us.

Kind Regards,

Glyens[/quote]

Shocking stuff Bandage. Suggest the Novelty department look into it.

Shocking indeed, Shan. And even after I went to the trouble of previewing the fights for them. I’ll mention the novelty department in my next email to them all right.

PS, Glyens is a silly name anyway.

[quote=“Bandage”]
PS, Glyens is a silly name anyway.[/quote]

Probably a robot.

[quote=“Bandage”]Shocking indeed, Shan. And even after I went to the trouble of previewing the fights for them. I’ll mention the novelty department in my next email to them all right.

PS, Glyens is a silly name anyway.[/quote]

Not the only thing that’s silly about her.

Me:

Hi Glyens,

May I be so bold as to enquire why you do not offer prices for this very important market?

Regards,
Bandage

Them:

Dear Bandage,

Thank you for contacting Paddy Power Customer Support.

Unfortunately WWF is not a betting prospect as it can be pre arranged and is choreagraphed.

We can only bet on an event that is 100% competitive and therefore the result cannot be known in advance.

If you have any further queries please do not hesitate to contact us.

Kind Regards,

Jamie

[quote=“Bandage”]Them:

Dear Bandage,

Thank you for contacting Paddy Power Customer Support.

Unfortunately WWF is not a betting prospect as it can be pre arranged and is choreagraphed.

We can only bet on an event that is 100% competitive and therefore the result cannot be known in advance.

If you have any further queries please do not hesitate to contact us.

Kind Regards,

Jamie[/quote]

Don’t they offer odds on Italian soccer?

Me:

Hi Jamie,

Many thanks for taking the time to reply.

Many wrestling aficionados would dispute that events are choreographed and pre-arranged.

Was it pre-arranged that Owen Hart would fall from the roof of an arena and die? I can’t say with certainty.

In any case, I have noted in the past that you’ve opened books on soap opera storylines - surely these fall under the choreographed and pre-arranged banner? They are no different to wrestling in this regard.

Why are wrestling supporters being treated as outcasts and being discriminated like the Civil Rights protesters in Northern Ireland in the 1960s and 1970s?

Would your novelty bets department not consider opening a book, Jamie?

I must warn you that if they can’t hack it, I may be left with no alternative but to take my custom to Hackett’s.

Regards,
Bandage

PS, Owen Hart - RIP.

Them:

Dear Bandage,

Thank you for contacting Paddy Power Customer Support.

Unfortunately after consulting with our risk department they have deemed it unsuitable to cover a market for the WWE.

While your point is valid with respect to the soaps, on the rare occasion that we would cover a market.

It still would be something that our trading department would be unwilling to quote on.

If you have any further queries please do not hesitate to contact us.

Kind Regards,

Alan

Are hacketts offering odds?

[quote=“Bandage”]Them:

Dear Bandage,

Thank you for contacting Paddy Power Customer Support.

Unfortunately after consulting with our risk department they have deemed it unsuitable to cover a market for the WWE.

While your point is valid with respect to the soaps, on the rare occasion that we would cover a market.

It still would be something that our trading department would be unwilling to quote on.

If you have any further queries please do not hesitate to contact us.

Kind Regards,

Alan[/quote]

Cover a market? What they should say is “on the rare occasion that we would pull a market out of our collective arses.” That novelty department are a fucking waste.

I wonder who Alan is…

[quote=“Flano”]Cover a market? What they should say is “on the rare occasion that we would pull a market out of our collective arses.” That novelty department are a fucking waste.

I wonder who Alan is…[/quote]

Don’t know who he is, but he needs to sort his sentence structure out.

There is some Wesanna markets up on site by the way. They could be rigged by either of them.
The publicity that having Wrestlemania betting they would be get would be worth it. Once they are singles only I cant see the problem with it.

Nicole Scherzinger and Kid Rock have been confirmed to perform at this year’s Wrestlemania event.

According to People, the Pussycat Doll will open the ceremony with ‘America The Beautiful’, while Kid Rock will later perform a medley of his greatest hits, including ‘Cowboy’, ‘Rock N Roll Jesus’ and ‘So Hott’.

Next month’s pay-per-view event will mark the 25th anniversary of the annual wrestling showdown. Previous musicians to have performed on the night include Aretha Franklin, Ray Charles and Ashanti.

Earlier this month, it was confirmed that The Wrestler star Mickey Rourke would be making an appearance, although the extent of his involvement has not been announced.

Wrestlemania 25 will be broadcast live from the Reliant Stadium in Houston, Texas on April 5.
Kid Rock. Fook sake. He might play American Badass as that was Takers theme for a bit.

Good chance he will sing American Badass, and taker will come out on his bike…

Taker is morphing slowly back into the biker.

[quote=“cluaindiuic”]Good chance he will sing American Badass, and taker will come out on his bike…

Taker is morphing slowly back into the biker.[/quote]

I don’t see what all the fuss is about with taker. His routine is old. Stale.

Remember Adam Bomb. He was a mad fooker with his yellow coloured contacts.

I actually liked the biker. At least he used to talk a bit.
“Ah, you’re in my yard…”
The Dead Man who says nothing other than “Rest in Peeeeeeeece” is old and lame.

Just watching that Santino Marella bit from Raw again. Fucking genius. The man is criminally underused.

[quote=“cluaindiuic”]I actually liked the biker. At least he used to talk a bit.
“Ah, you’re in my yard…”
The Dead Man who says nothing other than “Rest in Peeeeeeeece” is old and lame.[/quote]

Dont mess with the classics. Rest in Peace Undertaker> Motorbike D.O.A Undertaker.