Covid 19 šŸ- It's Back Baby!

Oh, I have your number ā€“ and you know it.

The Kilmacud Crokes mothers know a jumped up little prick when they see one.

So to speak.

Can you just pop into your local pharmacy to get your next vaccine booster or is it being rolled out at the usual locations? Would be nice to make it to Croke Park this summer (cc @StoneCold).

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For the record thereā€™s only one post I truly regret making on here and that was a post I made referencing Seamus Coleman and a mental disability.

It was a truly awful post and one Iā€™m ashamed I made.

Everything else is the kind of satire and edgy humour that none of us are free from here and our resident toxic nutjob Cheatsy will try and bring out of context.

He lacks the humility of introspection so just tries to torch the world for everyone else rather than look at the individual he is.

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Says the engineer in Clare who pretends to live in London.

I think it was my tale of the private jet to the rugby game that triggered you first.

An innocent enough yarn. It drove you ballistic for some reason that you need to reflect on.

The tortured misunderstood artist persona is cute. The reality is you had big plans for yourself and your life. They didnā€™t work out. Thatā€™s fine. It happens.

Yabbering on about how clever you are and how super smart you are is just weird behaviour. If you were well then weā€™d see it and Iā€™m sorry but we just donā€™t.

Youā€™re just average.

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Oh dear

Youā€™re like a real life Harry Enfield character.

You drive a Pajero, therefore, you are.

Iā€™d say fellas are dicing with death on a daily basis and donā€™t even notice. Iā€™ve doubled down on the life insurance policy since that episode. I remember thinking about the looseness of my legacy when I was strewn on the asphalt and I have tidied up alot since.

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Forcing young, fit people to take that has to be amongst the worst policy decisions ever made.

I suppose at least Pfizer made a few bob out of it

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Pondering the looseness of you own legacyā€¦thatā€™s a turnaround alright

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Any time you converse with @maroonandwhite, for instance.

Yeah saving lives is terrible policy.

All jokes aside anyone who thinks that those vaccines and in particular the subsequent boosters had no damaging longterm effects on people are very naive. Time and research will most definitely tell.

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We have a science guy here, folks.

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This guy fucks.

I hope youā€™re up to date with your boosters

No just someone with a bit of clarity and the ability to be rational

Mate you once got into a massive internet argument in which you breathlessly exclaimed the racists and slave owners of the Confederacy were heroes.

Of courae I am. Of course. Keep going. All of this craic is terrible amusing.

I have destroyed you here numerous times. But keep going. You have this strange obsession with me ā€“ because you are surrounded by stupid people, I suppose.

What was most amusing was finding out that you are routinely disliked in ā€˜real lifeā€™ for easily inferrable reasons. You are a vulgar overweening gobshite in thrall to registration plates and postcodes. A jumped up little man whose sovereign thought stretches no further than the Brendan Oā€™Connor/Barry Egan line: ā€˜If youā€™re so smart, why arenā€™t you on THe Sunday Times Rich List?ā€™ Ah yeahā€¦

Actually, there is no failure like a middleaged man, deluded and callous enough to treat his children as an experiment in social climbing, trying to tell another middleaged man on the internet that he is a failure because he is not in the pages of the Sunday Independent for being rich. Actually, as mentioned before, I am quite happy aboit not having to resort to LIFE magazine as a marital sex aid. But vulgar likes vulgar, I guess.

Which or whether, what I consider the worst failure in life? Being a bad parent.

But whatever turns you on, in the phrase.