Women or men you’d shag aware you could be murdered or mentally or phsuytortured during or after said shag
Some fella is going to be very lucky or unlucky with Amber Heard…
Just make sure she has a shit before she gets into the bed
Dr Eva Orsmond
I think this thread should be prefaced with a warning. Anyone thinking of dipping it into some crazy should first have a look at this.
The best video on YouTube. Ever.
Good investment in bangers
She’s no interest in cocktail sausages either.
Depends what size wallet they’re attached to.
She’s a face on her would haunt a house
Head like a demented fish.
She’s an awful looking yoke.
Couple of pints and you’d chance your arm
( and your Mickey)