[quote=“Bandage, post: 884450, member: 9”]Cut out alcohol - not possible.
Press ups in my room with legs up on bed - eh, fuck off.
Reduce grain intake - already done.
Thanks for nothing @Mark Renton[/USER] and @[USER=1533]glasagusban.[/quote]
No problem titty McGee. Being one of Europes top financialy fellows though, surely you could just afford liposuction and pec implants? Your fitted suits may not fit then mind you.
[quote=“Bandage, post: 884450, member: 9”]Cut out alcohol - not possible.
Press ups in my room with legs up on bed - eh, fuck off.
Reduce grain intake - already done.
Thanks for nothing @Mark Renton[/USER] and @[USER=1533]glasagusban.[/quote]
You asked, I deliverd, not my problem you don’t like the medicine to cure your ailment… In the immortal words of one Mr Brick Top- If I threw a dog a bone, I don’t want to know if it tastes good or not… You stop me again with a riposte like that, and i’ll cut your fucking Jacobs off.
No wonder @Peter G is disillusioned with the place. Reduce alcohol intake to get rid of boobies. What kind of self respecting man would do that?
You could always just buy a sports bra, pal.
That’s hiding rather than eradicating the issue, mate.
Surgery it is then.
You could, bear with me now, man up and do some press ups.
Who will know, only me, you and ‘Miguel’ Delany… You either exercise (and still enjoy your few hints) or get a sports bra, brah!
I cycle extensively and walk up stairs - that’s enough exercise. I need to get from 26 to 25 on the index if it’s the last thing I do. But I will not sacrifice my 15 pints of Beck’s on Fridays for it.
Grand, but you’ve been told before to work you’re muscles for real results i.e resistance/weights training… Now, i’m done here, fall in or go shit in your hat.
Clearly it isn’t.
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[quote=“glasagusban, post: 884522, member: 1533”]Clearly it isn’t.
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That’s an @artfoley esque response. You two guys, huh.
That’s an overly severe and hurtful putdown.
I’m sorry, pal. I’m clearly very sensitive myself and I took your post extremely badly. @caomhaoin noted my tendency to do this on another thread recently when he was engaging in a spot of psychoanalysis.
So what you are saying is the more ladies drink, the hornier they get, while the more blokes drink the less horny they get?
No, mate… I’m on about the long term affects it has on your body…We all know women are sluts 24/7 but men need drink for confidence.
Lechery, sir, it provokes and unprovokes. It provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance
No worries Bando. A good observation that was too out of Kev. Have you decided on your course of action yet? Maybe you should sleep on it.
I bought two big bags of nuts there earlier as I’ve been hearing/reading about their benefits. Almonds which I will try to incorporate into my breakfast as I often have porridge and walnuts which I will try to snack on at work. I mentioned I wanted to wean myself off eating bread every single day and it’s started well as I’ve had no bread in three days. I brought in a load of grapes to work which filled me both days and tomorrow I will bring a banana with the walnuts. Will be interesting to see how long this continues as it is unchartered territory for me