A thing of nothing in rural south Kerry
[quote=“Horsebox, post: 392845”]Visiting family yet she was not familiar with the area :strokechin:
Having to know an area before you can read road signs. :strokechin:
People who lived their whole lives in Dublin and not knowing the South Circular Road. :strokechin:[/quote]
She’s been living in Fingal for most of her life mate.
Her shame is our shame mate.
The cunt
GV Wright Mark II
I drove home from the Gravediggers last night with a glass of Guinness on board. Paul wanted to call me a cab but I was so drunk I swayed out the door heedless of his pleadings.
By the way, isn’t a ‘hot toddy’ a little bit tally-ho for a maxist revolutionary like Clare Daly? Stalin purged the Cossacks for less.
Ah poor oul GV is an alright sort who is currently trying to secure Celtic vs Juve tickets for myself and a couple of mates.
Don’t dare compare him to that ubercunt, Ms Daly
Surely even the Fingalish would have cause to venture up the South Circular Road every now and then. Did you vote for her Rocko?
[quote=“Horsebox, post: 392855”]She’s been living in Fingal for most of her life mate.
Surely even the Fingalish would have cause to venture up the South Circular Road every now and then. Did you vote for her Rocko?[/quote]
She’s not in my constituency.
Thinly veiled “but I would have if she was.”
You’d often see her and Wallace having a pint with lunch
[quote=“HBV*, post: 392842”]I see its being reported this morning that Daly wad ‘unable’ to do a breath test and had to he brought to a station to provide a urine sample.
iv been stopped before and done the test and I can’t see how anyone could fail to blow into the fucking thing.
Clearly a stalling tactic by the skank. Back to the station, take your time pissing, get some fluids on board, work the ‘1 hot whiskey’ of out the system.
She really is the lowest form of scum this one. A rotten rotten cunt.[/quote]
Big mistake if that was her plan. Every seasoned drink driver knows your best chance of passing is the breathalyser.
Really? I know a guy who failed the breathalyser but passed the machine in the station. :ph34r:
[quote=“The Runt, post: 392860”]Big mistake if that was her plan. Every seasoned drink driver knows your best chance of passing is the breathalyser.
Really? I know a guy who failed the breathalyser but passed the machine in the station. :ph34r:[/quote]
The machine in the station is the breathalyser( you have the option of breathalyser giving blood or a urine sample) . Failing the roadside test means nada.
I understand
Round these parts we call the station breathalyser “the big bag”,it seldom happens that a fella who fails the bag on the roadside passes the big bag inside in the barracks but it has been known to happen.Anybody who pulls off this feat immediately turns into a local hero,stories of how the whole scenario played out are recalled out at the back of the spots Months and often Years later,“he chewed on 3 five cent coins the whole way in to Kilkenny in the squad,he had six pints drank,passed no fuckin bother”,others would report that “he licked the side window for fifteen minutes and took two quick breaths each time,he had six large ales and a half wan drank,passed no fuckin bother”.
The most enjoyable part is always the reports of how sickened the cops were that he gave them the slip,it is almost always claimed that yer man sneered the shit out of them the whole way home,the post mortem usually finishes with widespread agreement that the escapee is fucked now for a while and wont be able to drive anyplace…“they’ll be watchin him like a fuckin hawk”…“time is on their side the bastards”…“Galavan wont let this one go”.
Six Months or so would usually pass before hed chance it again but fellas would go out of their way to make sure he wasnt on foot during this time,knowing the fix he was in and all that.
All of you bastards should be shot
Mick Wallace can provide a character witness for Claire Daly if she goes to court.
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Round these parts we call the station breathalyser “the big bag”,it seldom happens that a fella who fails the bag on the roadside passes the big bag inside in the barracks but it has been known to happen.Anybody who pulls off this feat immediately turns into a local hero,stories of how the whole scenario played out are recalled out at the back of the spots Months and often Years later,“he chewed on 3 five cent coins the whole way in to Kilkenny in the squad,he had six pints drank,passed no fuckin bother”,others would report that “he licked the side window for fifteen minutes and took two quick breaths each time,he had six large ales and a half wan drank,passed no fuckin bother”.
The most enjoyable part is always the reports of how sickened the cops were that he gave them the slip,it is almost always claimed that yer man sneered the shit out of them the whole way home,the post mortem usually finishes with widespread agreement that the escapee is fucked now for a while and wont be able to drive anyplace…“they’ll be watchin him like a fuckin hawk”…“time is on their side the bastards”…“Galavan wont let this one go”.
Six Months or so would usually pass before hed chance it again but fellas would go out of their way to make sure he wasnt on foot during this time,knowing the fix he was in and all that.
[/quote]Funniest thing I’ve read in a long time
Link, fill this cunt in on The Scalder and The Squealer
I was tempted to take the car into town there, have a few handy ones, and then tip off home but decided against it.