I think your far more likely to be caught the morning after tbh. Know two lads who got done that way in last few years. The chances of meeting a checkpoint in rural ireland at 1 am is virtually nil I’d say
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It’s a pity the RNLI haven’t got a road division. They’re the lads who could have stopped @funtime going glug glug siren siren through Naas. The soles on his shoes were worn out after the 12 months.
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Would there be many sexting and driving in Ireland?
The menopausal women are mad for it I hear.
Usually the ones who say things like ‘i hear’ are participating more than just looking in.
Two hours per pint after you stop drinking?
Pricking around with your mobile phone while driving is as dangerous as drinking four pints.
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Think about it. An hour per unit
So is looking at young wans arses
Better off not drinking
Especially if the wife is sitting next to you
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Correct, also better off not looking at young wans arses
Yup. That’s what I was alluding to.
Hard to estimate. Body processes one pint (on average) every two hours so you process during the time out and drinking too. If you started drinking at 7pm and had ten pints and finished at 12 then I think it is 20 hours from 7pm. That would put you at 3pm next day which seems extreme
Probably right though
There have been plenty of stories of lads stopped the afternoon after a session and still being over. An awful lot depends on ones metabolism, what you’ve been drinking etc. etc.
In short it’s a mugs game
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Mugs game.
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Can the age old full Irish breakfast the next morning speed up the process?
A myth
Probably would slow it down.