Wha are you recording ME for buh
At least the back wiper still works.
Sorry lads, won’t be able to reply to PMs for a little while if you’re looking for me.
Just off to take down the N plates.
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Room for this now
Fuckin cager
So, bucko has his driving theory test today.
As usual he is supremely confident.
“How are you getting to the test centre?” I asked this morning.
“Im getting the tram into town and I’ll walk then”
“The test centre is in Stockport”
“Oh”
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It’s not off the stones he licked it…
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Walks through life in a happy daze 
Sure he slept through that time the armed police were in the house and awoke in the morning none the wiser despite his ma screaming the place down amongst other things.
The average driving lesson (from me, as he and his mum made a mutual decision it was too stressful for both of them with her), usually has four close shaves, four other incidents that would have resulted in a crash had anything else been around, and him turning off the engine at the end and announcing loudly “not too shabby” to no-one in particular.
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I fucking love it!
This lad will get by fine in life
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A1 Mums spelling has gone to the dogs.
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I know. I’ll tell her his driving is better than her spelling. She was probably driving herself at the time in fairness.
Bucko’s is no better.
Hopper
Hopper’s grammar, even in the cauldron of WhatsApp, is a joy to behold.
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Hopper sent A1Mum home with her tea in a mug there.
Won’t be long before Hopper is cruising around Manchester in Flatty’s Jag.
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