One of the greatest posts in tfk historyâŚ
Where is the link
I saw non alcoholic Bavaria in the shop earlier. As if Bavaria wasnât fucking bad enough like
Signing out. Turns out it was dry Janua. See yall next year.
Youâd want to be an awful mug to be denying yourself any of lifeâs pleasures you can access in this the most miserable January of your life
Lads kidding themselves with it. itâs like the lads who convinced themselves the cans of Guinness were as good as the pints last April
Youâd want to be half cut most of the time to put up with the shit at the moment. Youd go mental otherwise
Tis like a fella having a pain in his head and deciding to sit on the floor for a few hours so heâll have a pain in his hole aswell.
Bizzare stuff. Drink it in manâŚ
I heard once one of the warning signs of alcoholism is lads give it up for a few weeks just to show themselves they can. Iâve never given it up just in case
Solid advice. Consistency here is crucial. Youâre only upsetting your metabolism going off it and then bursting back after 3 weeks and wolfing hapes of pints.
25/30 pints a week in normal times is healthy going. Along the lines of 4 4 0 4 6 6 6. X30
Any fella at that would have a fair oul Ned Kelly to be dealing with. Sounds fantastic though to be fair. Give the kids a hand with the homework wedn evening
6 pints of plain in a dirty auld pub would go down a treat.
It would take me a while to get back up to speed at this stage
I went for a run up Killiney Hill and then a swim in Vico at sunset this evening, very very special. A pint of stout in a nice warm pub afterwards would have gone down a treat.
Jaysus, youâd be some size if youâre atin grub on top of that
4 pints of Guinness is 500 calories. Not great but not going to kill you if you eat alright and do a bit of manual work
Thatâs a surprise to be honest, 125 calories in a pint,
Still and all, 30 pints a week canât be great for the belly or anything else
Itâs closer to 800 calories or nearly half of your recommended daily intake. So if you drink four pints youâd want to think about not having dinner. Which I suppose isnât a good idea if youâre having four pints.
What a man does in his own home is his own businessâŚ
Yeah seems the first link I clicked on google was wrong. 800 calories isnât near half your daily intake of calories for a man mind you