Grogans outside can be nice on a summers day but it needs to be early enough that the street hasn’t been overrun.
Inside is grand. Same as most busy Dublin pubs.
In a plastic bag
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Nearys and the long hall are hard bet to switch off from the outside world with a goblet of stout served up by the barkeep dressed like the barman in The Shining
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Roy’s rhapsodies about shitty pubs is a great little part of twitter. I like that people humour him in the replies so he keeps doing it.
Roy drives the Muldoons Buck ape.
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Out the back in toners was my spirtual home in dublin.
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He’s the simpletons simpleton.
Roy sees sky blue skies in everything whereas muldoons think it’s either too wet or too dry for farming. The contrast is fascinating to watch
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Summertime 
After a days high flying bidness, straight to toners at 5 
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The usual suspects hate to see the light shone on Curtis, you love to see it
Assume he write these “poems” live?
There’s surely a market for Roy Curtis Dublin Pub posters, placemats, aprons etc in Oirish souvenir shops.
The 2022 Porter & Toastie Oasis Collection - coming to a Carroll’s Gift Shop near you.
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The pre Dublin match odes are like the Beatles Hamburg tapes at this stage. It’s where he crafted his art.
The simpletons would lap them up
Every hotel should give out Roy Curtisey Pen’s
Roy needs to do a podcast
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Yuss… The Portercast.
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Has The Guinness Guru done a video with Roy yet?
Lads there’s some serious content ideas being spun up here.